2 Cops vs 1 Guy... Guy Gets Away

The police had my man on the ground. Everything was under control... until they hit his a$s with that electricity.

He jumped up and ran out of there like he had somewhere else to go.

Haboob Interrupts Wedding in Arizona

This couple's wedding day was going well - the weather was fine and the ceremony was underway when the groom notices a huge dust storm approaching. You can hear the bride demand they not stop the wedding.

From there things get worse.

How Not to Steal a TV

Maybe it's just me, but it you want to be a dumb thief you should try to stay as healthy as you can while doing it. This genius had other plans. 

Notice in the beginning of the clip how he balances his dumb ass self on the chair, then "breaks the fall" of the television!

Genius.

Streaker Runs Into Something He Didn't See

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This streaker had no idea he was going to run into clear safety glass.

Robber Holds Up Store With Stick... A Really Big Stick

On paper I would have thought this pre-New Year robbery was doomed from the beginning, so you can guess how surprised I was when I heard at the end of the report that this B.S. actually worked.

I guess that's why I leave store robberies to those interested in doing 5 to 10 years... so much for my criminal expertise.

Rattlesnake Almost Escapes During Live TV Interview

During a live interview the rattlesnake climbs out of the box. Bo Slyapich, "The Rattlesnake Wrangler" tries to catch it, but, keeps missing it.

He eventually catches it.

Bank Robber Caught and Ridiculed by Crowd

A 37 year old man tried to rob a bank in Missouri but, didn't get far. He was chased down and captured by a man, possibly 30 years older than he is.

After stopping him, he sat on him until police came.

If you listen to the comments from the man filming, you'll hear the jokes he's cracking.

It's bad enough dude got caught, but when they begin to make fun of how slow he was running when he was caught, all you can do is laugh.

I did!

Lion Attack @ MGM Grand in Vegas

If you watch the video closely, you'll see the Lion was being slick. He looked at both trainers and his mate, then decided he didn't like the new guy hanging around.

He stared him down and when that didn't work, he went after him.

That trainer got out of that cage and ran straight to his lawyers office... I hope!

Football Player Hit by Truck and Walks Away

University of Iowa football player Josh Koeppel was hit by a pickup truck at an intersection while riding his moped. After being thrown in the air and landing, he gets up, looks around and walks away.

After going to the hospital he was released with only minor injuries.

What Happens When You Order Ice Cream in Istanbul? This.

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This Japanese tourist has the hardest time ordering ice cream from this vendor who wants to entertain the crowd.

In the end, he gets his cone.

Interesting.

Cab Crashes Into House...Purposely

This Beverly Hills cabbie had his own ideas about door to door service.

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A Los Angeles cabbie, fed up with his fare and the fact that he was insulted for getting lost, took out his frustrations on the people's front door.

After getting lost a number of times, when the cabbie reached the destination the riders told him to get GPS and paid him less than he asked for the trip.

Mad about the money he was shorted, he floored the gas and tried to run them over.

He was later arrested(for bad driving I hope).

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Reporter Accidentally Breaks Ice Sculpture at Orange County Fair

This reporter had no business touching that ice sculpture, but, he couldn't help himself.

If you pay attention, at the 1:30 mark you'll notice as the reporter reaches out to touch the sculpture, the artist removes his left hand. That's when it crashes to the ground.

The reaction of the girl on the left is funny too!

What's worse is after the thing falls, dude puts the mic in the artists face for a response.

What a joke(the reporter that is)!

Looter Gets Knocked on His Ass During G20 Toronto

My man just thought it would be too easy to grab a little parting gift and keep it moving... until he ran into "karate man".

Now you have to look closely to see it, but, the guy in the brown shirt who gets bumped into, quickly gets over the shock of the bump, then decides at the :06 mark, "Hey I think I'm going to get some free sh%t too!

He turns around lifts his thieving ass leg to step into the window of the Bell store when he catches the image of his "main man" getting the sidewalk wiped up with his face.

Looter and potential looter at G20 Toronto. The guy in brown shirt (left)was about to step through the window to steal until he decided he didn't want the beating that came with the loot.

:08 - This is when he pulls that "thieving ass leg" back down and pretends to be an observer(fraud), then walks away.

Man Calmly Dodges Oncoming Car

This guy is walking down the street minding his business when a car veers off of the road and nearly runs him over.

Thanks to some fancy footwork, he dodges the car, by getting his "two step" on and continues strolling down the block.

When Pole Vaulting Goes Bad...Really Bad

This is a short video, but, the effects will linger in the mind of star track athlete, Nick Frawley, longer than the six seconds it took to make this vault.

My dude won and lost at the same time. While he won at clearing the bar, he lost on the way down when he accidentally sat on the pole on the way down.

He's actually an exceptional athlete who got the "long" end of the stick.